So with just the shirt on his back and his guitar slung over his shoulder, Tommy headed east and ended up in Mexico where he was immediately arrested for having no pants on. He settled in the sleepy village of LaCucaracha where he met a local... Charles Pembroke, Jr. Lauren Pembroke. Things have not been the same at 2774 Tolbut ever since back in 1994, Mom, totally fed up, sold her salt and pepper shakers collection and moved to Barbados to live with her cataract OUT LOUD, JOHN, I DIDN’T EAT THE PORK HOCKS” and “JESUS CHRIST,... After receiving an inheritance some 10 years ago from Granny mom-mom nanny nan-nan of the bottomless pit pocketbook fame, Joe bought a site at Camp Shimonee (pronounced (Shimonee) and a gross of burlap sacks. In his spare time, John volunteers his services stuffing envelopes for the Ronald Reagan Re-Re-Re Election Campaign. Ever since Joe retired as police commissioner of Carrefour, he realized he now had the time to pursue his passions – fishing, camping and three-legged racing. Still unable to satiate his addiction, he swore off gambling forever and if you don’t believe him, how’d ya like to make a $10 bet. Famous Quote: Ha, ha, ha (madly), what do you think, I’m crazy or something. Famous Quote: Don’t even think about it. Elizabeth– Age 54. Her last day started out as normally as any other day: she locked her keys in the car, hit her head on a vendor cart, got the belt of her coat stuck in a revolving door, took the elevator to the 8 Hey, it’s a living. Having outlived the previous 22 lawyers, he is now legal counsel for the world-famous, 24-year old lawsuit against Victoria Village. He has spent most of his time over the past 20 years trying to sell a house to Richie Hatzenbeller. Jennie DiazDelValle, Sr. Jennie DiazDelValle, Jr. Evelyn DiazDelValle. Through all of this she has remained the same old Betty, and recently opened her home to temporarily house the 7 Hatzenbellers who left Camp Shimonee in a huff, after a heated argument over whose turn it was to buy Boos’s food. Famous Quote: Hey, let me tell you babe, they’re all impossible. Famous Quote: Well, to my way of thinking, it’s totally ridiculous. Famous Quote: I don’t give a god____who said it, how do you like that. Tim McMullen, Jr. Daniel McMullen. Famous Quote: Why don’t you want to do something difference, for Chrissake. Famous Quote: Nope, nope, no it ain’t…the media’s lying. He seems to enjoy it. Several years ago, Gene took a risk and decided to follow his life long dream of becoming a country and western singer. Maryanne finally found a way to get rid of all of the old tires, carburetors, computer printouts, telephone poles and back issues of the Aberdeen Intelligencer that have been stored, for the past 30 years in her basemen, garage and bedroom. Through the years, in addition to taking care of her family and working outside the home everyday, Kath had persevered and attained her goal of acquiring a BS degree in every subject. Famous Quote: You can even ask _____________________. (fill in any name). Michael Pembroke (Mary Beth’s). He currently resides at the Camp in Notsofairmount Park with his 8 children, their spouses, 7 Hatzenbellers and a dog named Boo. The once well-guarded, but now well-known, family secret that Tricia was mistakenly switched at birth and is really the daughter of Jim and Tammy Baker, certainly explains a lot. He still faithfully holds court at McKenna’s Bar and is totally unaware that it turned gay about 10 year ago. After years of winless nights at the poker machines, Tommy finally hit it big – he won $5 on the popular Scratch and Scream Three in A Row instant lotto game. He recently received an award from Smoke Enders for being the only person in the world to quit smoking 1,422 times. In addition to his hobbies of complaining about doctors and visiting the states of California and Texas 186 times, he now enjoys the prestige that accompanies his position as a relief pitcher for the relief pitcher for the Philadelphia Phillies. Famous Quote: I swear to God it’s true. About 8 years ago, Theresa was forced to retire. Saddled with just one client, Michael decided to get out of the real estate business and try several years now at the “Homeruns ‘R Us Tennis Clinic”. Mike Pembroke, Jr. & Kim. Diamond Jim Pembroke. Famous Quote: Who the hell stole the mayonnaise. Famous Quote: Weddings stink. Famous Quote: Aaagh, they all a bunch of morons. Michael Lawrence Pembroke. She has her own half hour cable TV show on channel 643 called “This Old McMullen House. Maryanne – Age 39 (DON’T ASK). Mary Beth Pembroke. A few years and 452 collect calls later, Tommy was diagnosed as having a rare and incurable disease. Gene & Evelyn Pembroke. Back in ’99, she was appointed the first female Dean of Villanova University due to her intelligence, hard work, long hours and constant badgering of upper management to the point that one day she brought the Finance Director to his knees crying... Thomas James Pembroke. Now that we have 15 picnics under our belts, not to mention extra pounds, I thought it would be interesting to take a peek at what the future may have in store for us. This may be your last chance to make some serious changes to your life in the... Know it All still resides with her family along the Surekill River and is currently helping her three sons revive a fireworks company. Mike Pembroke. Theresa – Age 39 (SEE MARYANNE ABOVE). Larry & Lauren Pembroke. Billy Pembroke. Tom Nardone, Sr. Tommy Nardone. James (Diamond Jim) Age 65. Ciara Pembroke. Declan Pembroke. Nuala Pembroke. Eamon Pembroke. Aisling Pembroke. Since passing the bar exam, Cholly has been quite busy taking depositions, filing motions and trying to get cable TV for free. CJ Pembroke. Marissa Pembroke. Her accomplishment: the only person able to prepare a full course dinner for 9, important topics, such as:. …Eight Wonders of the World: You’ve Seen One, You’ve Seen Them All. In order to supplement his income, Cholly holds a part-time job in the Public Relations department of the Budd company. Michael – Age 68. She did her time at the “I Couldn’t Take It Anymore Correctional Institute for Women” and looked quite smashing in her prison gray jumper. No one wants to think of themselves as growing old. He periodically places his name on the transplant list and currently has 12 kidneys, 4 livers and 3 arms, just in case. It’s gotten worse – John cannot go down the shore for the weekend unless he has off 16 days in a row. ” Subsequently, she got her PhD and wrote a rather provocative thesis titled, “River Rats: Who Are They, What Makes Them Tick and The Women Who Love Them. although he achieved only modest success, his record, “I Gotta Hank-Hank-Hankering To Skip To My Lou” which went copper, still sends a chill down my spine. Neither Ann nor John Kennedy, Jr. have been seen since the fall of 1993 and are still being sought by the authorities for questioning in the mysterious death of Daryl Hannah. Joseph – Age 69.